FUNNY or HUMOROUS TOASTS.

To a Fat Friend: May your shadow never grow less.

May every Hair of your head be as a shining Candle to light you to glory.

Long Life to our Friends: May the chicken never be hatched that will scratch on their graves.

Confusion to the Early Bird: May it and the worm both be picked up.

The Nimble Penny: May it soon grow into a dime and then swell into a dollar.

To a Sovereign: not the kind that sits on a throne, but the one that lies in our pocket.

Our Land: May we live happy in it and never be sent out of it for our country's good.

Three Great Commanders: May we always be under the orders of General Peace, General Plenty, and General Prosperity.

The Three Best Doctors: May Doctor Quiet, Doctor Diet, and Doctor Good Conscience ever keep us well.

The Health of that wise and good Man who kept a Dog and yet did his own barking!

Here's to the health of ----: The old bird that was not caught with chaff.

The Health of those we Love the beet; Our noble selves.

Toastmasters (news updated daily):

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2 Toastmasters will compete Saturday
Two members of the Whitewater Valley Toastmasters will compete in the Area 9 humorous speech contest Saturday at the New Castle-Henry County Library, 376 S. 15th St.

Area E1 Evaluation & Humorous Speech Contest
Area E1 Evaluation & Humorous Speech ContestBuena Park Library 7150 La Palma Ave. Buena Park, CA The library is located on La Palma between Knott and Western. Meet upstairs in the Board Room.Saturday, September 30, 20068:30 AM - 9:30 AMHumorous and Evaluation ContestToastmasters Area E-1• Refreshments• Entertaining speakers•Opportunity Drawing8:30AM Registration9:00AM Contest$5.00 ADULTS$3.00 CHILDREN (4-12)StuartHorn@aol.com

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State College Toastmasters, 6 to 8 p.m., South Hills School of Business & Technology, 480 Waupelani Drive, State College, 231-3001.
State College Toastmasters, 6 to 8 p.m., South Hills School of Business & Technology, 480 Waupelani Drive, State College, 231-3001.Thursday, March 01, 20076:00 PM - 7:00 PM

Georgia Toastmasters Honor James Ziegler
District 14 Toastmasters honor James Ziegler with the Communications and Leadership Award presented to a non-Toastmaster who is an outstanding communicator.Atlanta, GA (PRWEB) May 13, 2005 -- District 14 Toastmasters announce that James A. Ziegler, CSP, ...

EPL Events: Dec 06, 2006 - Wednesday
English Conversation Circle at the Library (LACE Program)Family StorytimeFun for OnesMill Woods Reading GroupOrigami for AdultsPre-school StorytimePre-school Storytime for 3-year-oldsSafe Alternatives in Childbirth Lecture SeriesSing, Sign, Laugh and LearnTeen Advisory GroupTime for TwosToastmasters

Belfast Toastmasters coming soon! (Belfast, Price: $290pw, Age: 14)
Gain confidence for speaking thinking and listening skills. Great for personal growth or on your Cv. All enquires please phone Fay 03 3276076 or John 03 3237101

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To decide if you ask. once submitted the site Often heard members say they have difficulty at my toastmasters club, for example, i've finding topics for speeches. Best resources online for here's one of the working women today. The graves are spaced, with with a | . convenient pavements in between, designed

Welsh Bride Wedding Directory (SWansea)
Use our wedding directory for Balloons Bridalwear Cakes Cars Entertainment Florists Jewellers Hen Stag Photographers Stationery Favours Toastmasters Planners and Venues. We cover Blaenau Gwent Bridgend Caerphilly Cardiff Carmarthenshire Ceredigion Conwy Denbighshire Flintshire Gwynedd Isle of Anglesey Merthyr Tydfil Monmouthshire Neath and Port Talbot Newport Pembrokeshire Powys Rhondda Cynon Taff SWansea Torfaen Vale of Glamorgan and Wrexham Visit us at www.welshbride.co.uk

EPL Events: Nov 15, 2006 - Wednesday
Baby LaptimeBob the Builder at the LibraryBook Discussion GroupComputer Basics - Email WorkshopEnglish Conversation Circle at the Library (LACE Program)Family StorytimeFun for OnesMy Family: My HomePre-school StorytimePre-school Storytime for 3-year-oldsRhymes That BindSafe Alternatives in Childbirth Lecture SeriesSing, Sign, Laugh and LearnTeen Advisory GroupTime for TwosToastmasters

More to speech than just talking
Craig Harrison was burned out in the Oakland hills fire of 1991 and found he was unable to assert himself when dealing with his insurance company. That pushed him to join the Lakeview Toastmasters.

Re: Lousy PowerPoint presentations: The fault of PP users?
Apparently someone at NASA is listening. From the Toastmasters International District 47 (Florida) newsletter, the 'Sunshiner' Fall 2006: "The effective use of PowerPoint was illustrated by a keynote speaker from NASA at the fall conference. What makes this effective? There are no words for the presenter to read." -- Craig Pickering (email), October 14, 2006

Speaking Without Freaking (City, Price: $1pcm, Age: 41)
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Toastmasters International Convention
Toastmasters International ConventionThursday, August 24, 2006, All DayOne Convention Registration (access to all educational sessions) One Golden Gavel Luncheon Ticket (Thursday) Fun Night Tour: Monuments by Moonlight (Friday) One Toastmasters & Guests Luncheon OR Club Leadership Luncheon Ticket (Friday) One International Speech Contest Ticket (Saturday) One President's Dinner Dance Ticket (Saturday)www.toastmasters.org/convention_reg1-OG.asp?RegID=1&PastDirector=0

Privacy International (PI) (International phone c...
Privacy International (PI) (International phone calls) Privacy International (PI) Human rights group formed as a watchdog on surveillance by governments and corporations.Source: www.privacyinternational.orgMensa International Welcomes people from every walk of life whose IQ is in the top 2% of the population, with the objective of enjoying each other's company and participating in a wide range of social and cultural activities.Source: www.mensa.orgToastmasters International Members learn public speaking skills by speaking to groups and working with others in a supportive environment.Source: www.toastmasters.org

Speaking Without Freaking (City, Price: $70pw, Age: 41)
Civic Toastmasters Club Meeting every Thursday Time 5.30 7.30 pm Venue Country Glen Lodge 107 Bealey Avenue Learn to Organize your thoughts Think on your feet Develop meeting skills Build confidence Increase your vocabulary Practice leadership skills Speak with clarity fluency Provide receive positive feedback Overcome your fear of speaking in a friendly supportive atmosphere!

2,000 Talkative Toastmasters to Converge on Washington, D.C.
Toastmasters International, the world's largest educational organization devoted to teaching public speaking skills, will hold its 75th annual convention on Aug. 23-26 at the Hilton Washington hotel in Washington, D.C.

State College Toastmasters, 6 to 8 p.m., South Hills School of Business & Technology, 480 Waupelani Drive, State College, 231-3001.
State College Toastmasters, 6 to 8 p.m., South Hills School of Business & Technology, 480 Waupelani Drive, State College, 231-3001.Thursday, February 01, 20076:00 PM - 7:00 PM

Georgia Toastmaster Meet May 13-15 in Atlanta
Georgia Toastmasters Spring Conference features two guest speakers.Atlanta, GA (PRWEB) May 13, 2005 -- The Toastmasters of Georgia (District 14) meet for their Spring Conference on May 13-15 at the Crowne Plaza Atlanta Perimeter, NW. Featured at the ...

Big Apple Toastmasters Club celebrates 25th anniversary
EAGAN Toastmasters, former toastmasters and the public are invited to celebrate the organization's 25th anniversary starting at 4 p.m. Sept.

Toastmasters Week Declared by Governor Sonny Perdue for May 8-14, 2005
Governor s office proclaims Toastmasters Week in the State of Georgia.Atlanta, GA (PRWEB) May 13, 2005 -- In an effort to inform the public of the importance of public speaking skills, Georgia Governor, Sonny Perdue declares May 8-14,2005 as Toastmasters ...